oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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