How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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