who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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