Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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