Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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