her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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