The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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