I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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