Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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