so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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