:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm both gender and math confused
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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