where does the pee come out of this thing
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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