It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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