North Korea, Best Korea!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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