is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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