I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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