Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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