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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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