you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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