Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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