i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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