no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Dicks are not precious.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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