I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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