wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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