take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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