Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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