Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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