I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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