you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The ass gains better be worth it
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