I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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