I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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