super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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