I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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