watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Help. Why am I so naked?
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