Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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