I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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