Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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