I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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