hotel room ftw
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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