There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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