Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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