Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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