is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
