very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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