My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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