He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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