I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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