How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What did we do last night that was yellow?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
