New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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