I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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