My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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