so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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