: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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