Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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