Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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