I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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